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Side conversations. Wait until they have to report for themselves to use the Booster

So who kicked them out? Opposite line coach. Any big mouths?

The Auburn University bass fishing team, which was originally suspended for the rest of the year for repeatedly violating the COVID-19 school travel policy, has been reinstated on appeal and may resume fishing on April 22.

Excellent. At the right time, during the two days of the pre-holiday.

NFL titles:

TheOnion.com: “Nelson Agholor signs a 2-year 23-year contract with the Patriots.”

• the year Fark.com:“NFL Owners Approve of NFL Owners’ Increased Profits.”

Space jam

NFL Hall of Fame Michael Strahan admitted that it was just an April Fool’s joke. No, he did not receive dental work to close the area of ​​that signature between his two front teeth.

Or, as he prefers to call it, the A-gap.

Do not throw heat

Catcher Signals Opening Day in Winter Detroit. One is a fast ball, two are curves, and three are snowballs

He stood without interest

Was it the ship that blocked the Suez Canal for six days?

They just re-christened it MV Aaron Donald.

I go, I go

With over 1000 DI basketball players on the NCAA transfer portal, it certainly gives a whole new twist to the “quick break”.

Winter Dog Days

The best dogs gathered in Tulsa to jump, weave and sprint at the AKC National Agility Championships for ESPN cameras.

In other words, just like the Pro Football Day at the university.

Pass the popcorn

Working title of the documentary about the worst tempting nightmare of MLB managers. “Angel’s In Infield”:

The sign is missing

For the first time in NCAA men’s basketball history, no team east of the Mississippi River reached the quarterfinals.

For those who are slow to count at home, this is Non-Mississippi.

Weekly tweet

“Oral Roberts has more wins over Ohio than Jim my Harbon.” – NFL expert Ross Tucker

Looie

The missing dress for Looie the Lookout, the Chattanooga Lookouts mascot, was found less than 24 hours after it was stolen from the offices of the juvenile league baseball team.

Or when team-mates tried to spin it, Looie’s closet at home.

Speaking of speech

• Dan Dalin: P.roFootballDaly.com, Announcing by President Biden that he will not throw the first pitch of the season for the “Nationals”. “Translation. He is working on a new playing field, it does not have the proper rotation speed yet. “

• Jeff Gordon STLtoday.com, After Indiana, which has been going through a difficult time since the last quarter of the 1992 final, hired former Hoosiers star Mike Woodson, 63, as the men’s basketball coach. “The first big challenge of this regime. invent time travel. “

• ice enis Hoff LeftCoastSportsBabe.com, after Minnesota Duluth needed a record five extra times to beat North Dakota in the NCAA Hockey Tournament. »

Name game:

Who is better labeled with a blown save և opening day with a loss? With respect to two unearned runs, no less than the soothing Aaron Bummer with the help of the White Sox.

Quote, end quote

Retired North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams told CBSsports.com why he was still aggressively hitting recruits as he approached his 70th birthday. “I know I can win with great players. What I do not know is whether I can win with anything other than great players. And I never want to find out. “

• Bob Molinaro at Norfolk, Virginia’s pilot, after Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, announced that sports venues would allow fans to allow 50% power. “Judging by Baltimore Orioles’ 2019 attendance figures, this is about 30% more than what is needed at Camden Yard.”

• Blogger Chad Picasso on short-term Francisco Lindor contract negotiations. “Lindor wanted $ 32 million a year (for 12 years) from Mets, but owner Steve Cohen said, ‘No way, you’re going to get $ 34 million a year (for 10). my taxes. “

• Danny Vietti CBSsports.com, Via Twitter. “Yes, when Francisco Lindor’s contract expires in 2032, the Greats will still pay Bobby Bonilla.”

• Nick Canepan from the San Diego Union Tribune with the NCAA Tournament Update. “Spotted weekends. Three holes The last three-second violation against Mika after the last one.

Five men out

Five “national” players were quarantined before COVID-19 before the team canceled the start of the season, but the team initially refused to identify them.

The trick of an old hidden ball player, huh?

Quotes:

Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle to: ESPN.com, Pelicans 6-7, 284 pound Zion Williamson. “You have to have a lot of courage to stand there and run over that guy, because he’s coming at you fast. : Probably not just Amtrak. He said. The speed that does not stop. It does not stop at Westport or anywhere. It just goes – phew! – straight to New York. That’s another thing. “

• Former Raider Tim Brown to Chico (Calif.) Enterprise-Record after his occasional hole in the famous Sawgrass Island pit. “People came to my aid trying on your Heisman trophy և Hall of Fame, but this is never your biggest sporting achievement.”

• UCLA Men’s Basketball Coach Mick Cronin in a press conference with his 11th-placed team’s 51-49 victory over Michigan in the Archell Regional Regional Title. “The statistics are for the losers … You can break that statistic tonight.”

• Everett KRKO Radio’s Tim Hunter announces to the CDC that fully vaccinated people can now travel. “Especially if they are fully vaccinated and play in the NBA.”

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